PPS and I went to TESFest this weekend to do a presentation on Adaptive Kink (it’s funny out of like 7 classes I currently do, they chose that one – I think it’s because Wes (my father in law) knows that it’s a niche that I fill very well, but some of the other subjects are easy to find other people for (sort of – I try always to cover different areas than other colleagues of mine who teach similar classes) – but I think at some level he just really doesn’t want to know what I do with his daughter when he’s not watching. )
It started off nicely – except for an attitude from the ops chair about approaching him to solve a problem I had with not having a projector for my presentation.
It was nice to see old friends – and meet some of the new faces that have come around since we took a much needed break.
But in going with the style of a new friend I made there – Wendy Blackheart, I will post the lessons of the weekend – in no apparent order.
1. Exorcisms are both hot and hilarious – the best quote of the weekend – “The power of Cunt compels you!”
2. Where there is smoke – there is fire -especially when it comes to the aforementioned Ops chair.
3. Politics are still in the way of doing the right thing – sadly – which is one of the reasons I needed a break.
4. Sisters are wonderful – and even after all this time – we can pick up right where we left off. There is a reason why we call each other “sisters”
5. That Shana has “Aunts she wants to fuck” , and “Aunts she doesn’t want to fuck” – and I think it’s great.
6. That they grow them freakin’ awesome in Raleigh. AuburnGoddess and Her Devious need to be touring nationally.
7.Wyld Delerium makes me hot and warms my heart at the same time. It’s nice to see people passionate about making space for disabled people in this community.
8. Having in laws running the conference can be awesome – especially when wanting to run a “Special Event” last minute. – next time it won’t be last minute and we’ll get people in there to perform _Repo! The Genetic Opera_
9. Funnyuns do not make a meal – even at 3 am.
10. Family is everywhere – Shana started up a friendship with a girl who was singing “Legally Blonde” songs – only to find later on that she was Mama D and Skully’s new girl – making her Shana’s sister.
11. A class on deep throating will always trump classes on disability. Golden showers, and even impromptu book signings. Especially when given by a porn star like Calico
12. There is a guy in Bloomfield, NJ that can fix a broken body with his hands – but then he can make a mostly lesbian woman completely wet when using Vampire Gloves on her (I never expected myself to have that type of reaction!)
Finally:
13. A high functioning autistic disabled lesbian transwoman can actually feel like they fit in – at least for small bits of time. Thanks all of you for being there.
All in all – a fun weekend – PPS may have other things to say – but those were my thoughts – and I’m sticking to them.
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